weird things customers say in bookshops

weirdthingsinbookshops:

Male customer *shouting from the doorway*: Hey, love - you read books, that means you’re intelligent, yeah? So, that must mean you’ll go out with me. Because that would be a very intelligent decision for you to make. 
Me: So, you’re saying that if I say no, I must be stupid?
Male customer: Yeah. Really stupid. 
Me: Does this chat up line work for you very often?
Male customer: Er… 
Me: I’m guessing probably not. 
Male customer: ….
Me: It’s not my job to educate you on how to speak to people respectfully. But there are lots of books in here that could probably assist you. Maybe you should read them. Or get out of my shop. 

(Good grief. Is it wine o’clock yet?)

Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops


deliciouspineapple:

roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

The best part is he gets his own kingdom later because he’s so good at sucking cocks

(via face-down-asgard-up)


Kids’ Batman raincoat, with cape

maryrobinette:

mostlysignssomeportents:

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The $30 kids’ superhero raincoats come in Batman and Spider-Man — but the Batman is the clear winner, with its own cape. Bonus: the logos glow in the dark. Kids’ Superhero Raincoats

Why do they not make this for grownups?


awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

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Not all toxic people are cruel and uncaring. Some of them love us dearly. Many of them have good intentions. Most are toxic to our being simply because their needs and way of existing in the world force us to compromise ourselves and our happiness. They aren’t inherently bad people, but they aren’t the right people for us. And as hard as it is, we have to let them go. Life is hard enough without being around people who bring you down, and as much as you care, you can’t destroy yourself for the sake of someone else. You have to make your wellbeing a priority. Whether that means breaking up with someone you care about, loving a family member from a distance, letting go of a friend, or removing yourself from a situation that feels painful — you have every right to leave and create a safer space for yourself.
Daniell Koepke  (via stfumadison)

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valleyofthemystics:

betweenunseen:

sunworldstories:

by Chiara Bautista

We are absolutely in love!

amazng

wow! it’s perfect

(via wolvensnothere)


(via lurknomoar)


brianmichaelbendis:

Fantastic Four #144, March 1974 Rich Buckler and Gerry Conway

brianmichaelbendis:

Fantastic Four #144, March 1974
Rich Buckler and Gerry Conway

(via artdecco80)


brokenponycutiemark:

gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

I’m with the StuntWife. 

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